The Dandyhats: Archibrum Cutestfrills - Dwarf Lord

We all know already how Archibrum is - to quote his own father - "a spoiled little brat", how his quest shook the court top to bottom, and how he put together the most fashionable warband of all time.

The trip to Mordheim was hard on the young lord. Accustomed to a courtesan lifestyle under the mountain, Archibrum was not used to the hard sun that hit the party during the first week of the trip. His skin turned red on the second day, and it has only gotten worse since.

With the golden gun that his father gave him on his 125th birthday and with the clan's sword that he stole from his father (but never actually learned how to use), he felt invincible. However, the truth is that a sword in his hand is as dangerous to foes as it is to friends...

Archibrum's beard is quite short for a dwarf his age. And, frankly, it seems to be shorter now than it was before they left. Even though no one dares say anything out loud, everybody in the band thinks that the reason behind the unusual length of his beard is the way he wields the sword: too close to his face. On top of that, the fact that the sword is too heavy for his close-to-none experience renders it quite obvious that the dwarf lord is getting some accidental shaving along the way.

Archibrum is easily impressed, so he is definitely not the best at recruiting fighting comrades. This is why his infamous warband ended up being a group of fellows with more hats than axes.